slippery sailor

1. Extremely drunk. Usually in such a way that you're all wobbly at the knees and doing your best to stand up. Akin to a sailor on a ship deck being washed with large waves during rough seas doing his best to stay on his feet.

"He was so bloody pissed last night he was doing the slippery sailor!"

by Jay Kaufman July 20, 2007

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slippery little fucker

something or someone soo slimy they just fly out of your hands

omg did u see that kiwi fly across the salad bar that was one slippery little fucker

by team produce September 11, 2010

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slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

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Tangy slipper

When a man ejaculates on a womans feet and then eats it off.

Alternate definition(threesome): A man is having sex with a woman, ejaculates on her feet. Third partner licks/eats it off.

Bob is fucking Shirley's brains out. Bob realizes he's getting ready to cum and decides to do a Tangy Slipper. He pulls out and shoots all over her feet and toes. Bob then gets down and licks her feet clean.

Alternate definition(threesome):
Bob is fucking Shirley's brains out. Bob realizes he's getting ready to cum and tells Cindy he's going to give her a Tangy Slipper. He pulls out and shoots all over Shirley's feet and toes. Cindy then gets down and licks Shirley's feet clean.

by MrKirsch July 22, 2009

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