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Shrimping With The Seamen

When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024
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Shrimp

Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.
What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.

Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024
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Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
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doing the shrimp

Doing the shrimp is the act of doing the do with a girl that has an ugly face but a succulent body.
"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"

"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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shrimp head

shrimp head- “bro stop shitting on me
by clonkpiggy December 11, 2023
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Shrimp

A shrimp is a person, typically female, who has an sexy body but an ugly face.
“I went home with a girl I met at the bar last night, she was a total shrimp bro. Was still 100% worth it.”
by ClassificationDelta December 16, 2023
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