1. A person that skips from one thing to another; basicly hypocrite
2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import
2. When someone drives a muscle car and then jumps to an import
ex: Tim is a titti skipper because he Mr.Jones fat when he's fatter than him
ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.
ex:Joe:Ey Evan did you see Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift?
Evan:Yea why?
Joe:The main character is such a titti skipper.
Evan:Cause he started with a muscle car and at the end he drove an import.
Joe:Yea fuck that lets go watch Hannah Montana.
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Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.
Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.
Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!
Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.
Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!
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A person who is classed as obese and yet continues to eat unhealthily. This might mean that they opt for a Maccie D's or a burger rather than a skimming salad.
NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
NB: I think it is classed a disrespectful, so it's best not to shout it at the people in MacDonalds, even if their Salads are really greasy.
Victoria: "Just a chicken tikka please with soy sauce."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."
Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."
Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
Penelope: "Oooh, Victoria - you don't want to be a salad skipper, do you...?"
Victoria: "A what?" "Um, no I'll have a sider of salad too please."
Justin: "Look at dem fat bitches down dose 'alls."
Jason: "You mean dem Salerd Skippaz at one o'clock?"
Justin: "Yeahhh, Wat munterz."
Mark: "Oh look, here comes another salad skipper."
Peter: "You better cover that juicy burger with a shield of caesar."
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Ben: You what?
Matthew: I took her virginity while she was fast asleep last night, she didn't even wake!
Ben: She is my sister
Ben: You what?
Matthew: I took her virginity while she was fast asleep last night, she didn't even wake!
Ben: She is my sister
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