advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

Coupled Science

Coupled Science is the secret connection or coupling of scientific institutions, individuals and scientific data to a governmental body or organization. The intent is to influence society to react or think in a specific way desired by the governmental body or organization. Coupled Science outlets can be segmented so that only specific segments are under the control of a governmental body or organization. Coupled Science organizations and individuals are used to bend science (lie) to fit the desires of a governmental body or organization. These scientific segments are often paid to come up with the desired results.

Under extreme duress caused by a large salary and under pain of death the coupled science person proudly declared the world is flat.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Rocket science

Quintessential observation of a difficult job

Gavin delander- for fucks sake it’s not rocket science

by Hardyakka August 15, 2018

Rain Science Technology

A high yield water proof technology for production of fabric plant containers. Rain Science Tech is proven to increase yields and increase resistance to pest and diseases. Rain Science solves problems associated with container gardening and has been crucial in the development of the agricultural industry.

I harvest a lot more buds from my cannabis now that I use grow bags with Rain Science Technology !

by Plant Man Dan August 16, 2018

significant science

1) The act of finding, discovering or inventing something that impacts the human race significantly regardless of whether it is good or bad for them.
2) Any known concept, studied phenomenon or manmade object that has a significant impact on the human race.

When people will stop coming up with useful new stuff for humanity, it will mark the end of good significant science.

by Rogue_Nation April 16, 2018

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Potato Science

The type of science that makes no sense

The scientist over there is doing potato science

by The human being August 1, 2019