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Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.
Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF
by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021
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Roostereater

One who sucks cock, usually applied to men.
You fag. You roostereater.
by Acid Motion December 5, 2002
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Rooster chop

When climaxing while having anal sex with a woman, slam your fist on the middle of their back, which makes their sphincta contract, and squeeze every drop out of your penis.
I gave her a rooster chop right as I came
by SaladBowl February 1, 2005
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Rosturd

An extremely smelly person. A Rosturd is one thats uncommon, and if you find a Rosturd, keep them around. They worship the holy god Emcrud, and regulary eat cheerios and chocolate. Their hobbies include gardening and a spot of tennis, although only when Steve isn't there, he goes frantic otherwise.
n00b97: Hey look, there's a Rosturd!
schmangotube: OMGMOBILE! Quickly lets follow!
*Rosturd dissapears*
n00b97: Dude, my life is over.
by Steves Grandad April 11, 2008
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Rasterfarian Bumper Squid

An offensive word in Jamaica, describes stupidity and also expressing anger while doing some sort of old fashioned comedy kicking at the floor.
Person 1. Ey cook me up sum biercan
Person 2. Aw crap im out of biercan
Person 1. You Rasterfarian Bumper Squid!
by frank da tank the second September 25, 2010
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Roaster-coaster

When a person is performing oral sex on a man while simultaneously being entered from behind by another man (pig-roasting or spit-roasting). However, all of this is taking place on a moving roller-coaster. Roaster-coaster.
"I heard that Chad and Brad roaster-coastered some chick at Six Flags Fiesta Texas this weekend."
by NosmaNosma May 29, 2018
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Roosters

Jimmy " the roosters r the best"
Mack " yeh the boys"
by cats are gay April 29, 2019
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