Randomitis

An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!

Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;

Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…

Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…

Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…

Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’

Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...

Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!

by lady lynxx April 1, 2009

Random Clam

Hand gesture made when someone says a random thing or random moments. Made with hand in a fist and wrist together in a clapping motion.

Bill: So at thanksgiving we played some beer pong!
Jack: that is so awesome!
Sam: I like pumpkin pie.
(random clam)

by NGRam March 29, 2010

Pandatheistic Randomism

Pandatheistic Randomism is a new religion, where the internet is its Vatican, where anyone can add their own text to the Great Book. The most zealous member of the cult is Dont Panic 6x9 who makes images and relentlessly gathers followers. Voted most likely to be next Jim Jones.

He follows the religion of pandatheistic Randomism

by Nicky Dover January 27, 2007

random

A non sequitur.
A statement or phrase that is unrelated to the topic of discussion.

"Okay, that was random."

by Bob Hu January 8, 2004

random

the awsomeness and hilarity of being or saying somthing completely off the current subject

Person 1: Yeah, Pittsburg sucked this season
Person 2: I like to dance in front of the Suncom store
Person 1: Wow, that was random

by Senor Whoopass December 31, 2006

Voted Most Random

Pretty crappy pop-punk band out of Waterbury, Connecticut. Claims not to be a ripoff of Blink-182 or Good Charlotte while at the same time ripping them off. Has 5 members instead of the usual three. Lead singer plays no instrument while on stage, thus looking like a douche bag and embarrassing himself. All share the same appearance. Song lyrics make no sense and songs are just recycled Blink-182 riffs.

Despite being worthy of a face palm, they still play numerous shows and even appeared on Warped Tour 2010. This just shows how shitty the music industry has become. Stop killing punk.

Voted Most Random? What the hell kind of name is that? Blink-182 should definitely change their name back, wait...

by Goldblatt December 2, 2010

Random

Alright everyone has been saying cheese is random, W-T-F.
Cheese is the most popular random word but the frigen most retarted, as shown i will give you a perfect example of Random.

Random- Saying somthing that makes absolutly no sence but sounds wierd and fun so that you and your friends can call people it and laugh histericly.

Or maby one that makes more sence,...

Random- Somthing that makes absolutly no sence. Somthing that many kids like to do to make their friends laugh and just have fun.

Random- Well just saying, my PURPLE DINOUSAUR is an EMOSAUSAGE. It has a UNIBROW, and MASSIVE BUTT PUBES. It likes lady dragons ASS CHEEKS because when he BREATHES FIRE on her ass cheeks it makes them warmer than warm, but he also likes the SHIT that comes out of that lady dragons ass cheeks, just like MOTHER GOOSE and MICKYMOUSE, because they are always telling rabbits that TRICKS ARN'T FOR KIDS.

Now to sum this all up= Purple dinosaur emosausage unibrow massive butt pubes ass cheeks breathes fire shit mother goose mickymouse tricks arn't for kids.

Into a run on, Purple dinosaur's emosausage's unibrow likes massive butt pubes and ass cheeks while it breathes shit fire out its mother goose with its friend mickymouse while they shout "tricks arn't for kids".

As you can see many random sentances can become other sentances that are just as good and make the same amount of sence,... NOTHING

by Sabored April 1, 2007