A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.
by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021

A teenage white boy Named Alton who is obsessed with jizzing and does it all the time, especially to femboys.
by Dingle nut89 April 3, 2024

Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
by Williamhhw July 13, 2017

by Rod shocker May 5, 2022

a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.
pennylania hot rod
by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011

When a man's penis smells horrible or revolting. This is the result of an individual not showering or cleaning themselves for several days.
by AfroBro13 January 15, 2020

The Pink Rod of Fury (or PROF) is a cheap pink child's fishing rod that, paradoxically, is able to slay fish in far greater numbers and size than it's flimsy construction would suggest.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
Thought to have magical powers ... though there are in fact many PROFs in circulation.
by H34VY D February 6, 2023
