tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

by mofonutz August 26, 2006

rag drag

a broad on the rag draggin the party down

man your old lady is a rag drag

by cheddacheez May 9, 2007

Rag Burn

The burning feeling that is experienced when a man who has not shaved recently goes down on a lady. The prickles rub and scratch in places they shouldn't. The next morning(s) can be painful and red. In extreme cases walking is also restricted.

"Last night was so crazy i didnt even notice he hadnt shaved, but then i woke up this morning with THE WORSE rag burn ever. I can barely walk!"

by shadowranga March 6, 2009

Cunt Rag

A female who looks more like Gimli, Son of Gloin, than any other human.

That manipulating and controlling bitch is the worst cunt rag ever.

by For Rohan! April 24, 2008

napoleon in rags

pseudonym for Andy Warhol

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan

by mikhael27 December 17, 2008

tiger rag

to have sex in the shower with someone who is on the rag

when she was drunk she told everybody that she and her boyfriend do the tiger rag

by jim stevenson November 10, 2004

Limp Rag

When someone describes you as a "limp rag", it means you have erectile dysfunction and you suck in bed. You try to pound your girlfriend but it's like trying to shove a hot dog into a square whole...it just doesn't work.

Kady: "You're a limp rag in bed"
Barry: "I'm sorry, i'll go take some Viagra"

by Jasonn Rexing November 3, 2009