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Arena Ping-Pong

The hardest hitting sport in existance.
-Do you play arena ping-pong?
-No, I value my life.
by pingponglover September 25, 2011
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Zach paling

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh coach my knees hurt. im gonna have to sit out this week and get a bag of ice for every practice.
Trainer Brady: okay zach take a seat im going to go get ice and tape for you

zach paling: i dont need it i just dont wanna practice.

Trainer Brady: take it or ill castrate you xD
by cory&marcus August 23, 2011
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Bohemian Ping Pong rules

Bohemian Rules are a form of Ping Pong originating from the Islands of the Bohemia, Czech Republic. The game shares the standard rules associated with traditional Chinese Rules. The game is played with a focus on finesse, this includes highly skilled and highly acrobatic serves and returns. The two opponents play until 21. Once reaching 21 the losing opponent then calls for a win by two, with the losing player continuing to serve the players play until one of the two reaches a score of 22. Once 22 is reached by a player, the losing opponent then has the ability to call for a sudden death overtime which entails "next point wins." The winner of such point then is deemed the victor. (Additionally: An opponent cannot lose on a match point)

One rule that is less known, and often overlooked, is the backwards assist. when a ball bounces on a players side and the ball is propelled in the air, a spectator has the opportunity to assist. The spectator can aid the player by hitting the ball into the air allowing the player to hit the ball backwards (facing away from the table) onto the other side of the table. If the result of such hit causes the competitor who utilized the backwards assist to score on the opponent, they receive one standard point and then two more for such a highly skilled maneuver.
Are we playing chinese rules or bohemian?
Bohemian definitely.

"Bro, are you guys playing bohemian rules ping pong?? You guys must be legit!!"
"Doesn't sloth from the goonies play bohemian rules?"

Bohemian ping pong rules is a set of classified rules for the Gods while they play ping pong.
by Jrawlz December 15, 2015
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cock ping

CockPinging is the sexual act or act of self pleasure when the males cock is pulled towards the balls and then let go of pinging the cock off of the belly of the man.
Hey baby wanna cock ping me??
by jacko_lads August 16, 2016
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Fingertip ping

When you see your brother jacking off and you join in
by Weenus September 7, 2016
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Mr_Pinger

A rare mythical creature that is only in the cosmicpvp realm in Minecraft.
The old mythical Mr_Pinger was to far away to hit me

Mr_Pinger has to much power
by Mr underpants December 9, 2019
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I'm PINGING

Variety of drugs taken within a few hours.

Exposed to the sun for approx 12 till lobster red for full effect

When the word 'pinging' is spoken tone of voice increases.
1. Help me man , I'm fucking PINGING !!

2. I'M PINGING!
3. Arrrrghhh I'm pinging!
by GreatR September 18, 2018
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