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sleepy pancakes

Pancakes only sold at ihop (although there are a few home recipes) that cause extreme drowsiness and loss of short-term memory.

What gives Sleepy Pancakes this narcotic affect is thought to be a chemical agent called Gamma-Hydroxybutyric acid, or GHB (although some home recipes may use Gamma Butyrolactone, or GBL, as a substitute).
Although this has never been proven, it is said that the best Sleepy Pancakes around contain a secret recipe, small doses of semen, mixed into the syrup (To get the recipe just right, one must seek the supervision of their local Fice-cakes).

Sleepy Pancakes originated in Richardson, Texas when two young men went to eat pancakes at ihop. They awoke several hours later with sore rectums and no knowledge of what had happened to them in the past few hours.

The use of Sleepy Pancakes as a new date-rape drug has quickly spread throughout the state of Texas and all across the United States, and into parts of Mexico. Often enticed by the sweet aroma and satisfying taste, many people will pretend to be ignorant of Sleepy Pancakes and eat them knowing full well what awaits them in the hours to come. The hypnotic affect of Sleepy Pancakes is what makes them the most efficient and convenient tool used in date-rapes across America today.
"Lets go get some sleepy pancakes"

"Wanna come over to my place for some Sleepy Pancakes?"

"Lets take her out for some sleepy pancakes"

"Have u ever ate pancakes at iHop and all the sudden you feel really sleeply? (Just go and ask for the "Sleepy Pancakes")"

"Next time I'm in town I'll take you out for some Sleepy Pancakes"
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so i had some pancakes today. it was so great, i gave my pants to a hobo
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To conquer or reach victory with very little diffculty.
The basketball team is going to make pancakes all the way to the championship game.

Mike Tyson has just been making pancakes with his last opponents.
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Flip the Pancake

Going up to someone then taking your hand putting it under their tit and then raising your so the tit goes up and down.

Usually done to a fat boy in a gym class to remind him he's fat.
Josh: Hey fat zack whats up ( as he walks to fat zack)

fat Zack: Nothing

Josh: Okay i have one thing to say Flip the pancake (as josh flips fat zacks pankcake)
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Boston Pancake

The act upon which during sex the man takes a shit on the girls chest, afterward's he proceeds to rub his ass on her tits to spread the shit around and then finally cums all over the shit.
Craig: "Oh shit dude, we were so fucking drunk that night that i gave her a Boston Pancake!"

Nelson: "HOLY SHIT!"
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The newest dance craze.

Replicates the actions of the little known Boston Pancake sexual act but the dancer remains fully clothed with a stoic expression.
Can be done individually or within a group.
Man check it out! That girl knows how to dance the Boston Pancake! Let us all join in!
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i cant believe she lets him pancake her.
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