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Sticky Piston

When you use a piece of toilet paper you had just blown your nose in to wipe your ass, hoping the mucus would act as an adhesive and pick up any particles left behind. May also be used when low on toilet paper, but desperate. Named after the Minecraft object.
Barry was unfortunate enough to have both the cold and the flu at the same time, and when low on toilet paper, resorted to the Sticky Piston to kill two birds with one stone.
by Ogre man November 20, 2021
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Glock pistol

Child soldiers killer more prolific and dangerous than a AK 47
I don't want another Glock pistol pointed at my head.
by Cody5050 January 26, 2022
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Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.
"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022
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M1911 Pistol

The official pistol/sidearm of the US army and other branches from ww1 to the end of the Vietnam War. It is was the most powerful pistol in the world until the Desert Eagle, or Deagle was introduced. It was, and still is the best selling semi-automatic pistol of all time. It can come in 9mm, but the most popular ammunition is .45 or .45 ACP.
“That M1911 Pistol was so powerful!”
by dictionaryblob128 April 23, 2022
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M9 Pistol

The M9 pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M9 pistol has 15 round mags (Biggest pistol mag.) that use 9mm bullets. It is extremely common (Well, in terms of gun rarities.) being present in all police-themed buildings. The police officer and veteran occupation that you can select at the start of the game have a high chance of spawning this gun in your house. However, as all common things in any game has it, its kind of ass. The gun has a small base hit percentage (Without aiming levels.) and honestly just does really low damage. It'll likely be your first pistol, but with all these downsides, theres actually an upside. It has one of the lowest noise radiuses in the game, only 50 tiles which really isnt a lot. Anyways, back to downsides. The M9 is the SECOND most un-upgradable gun in the game. (The first being the JS-2000) It can only be modified with 3 attachments, Iron Sights, Red Dot sight, and the underbarrel laser. (Please for the love of god dont use the Red Dot for this gun...) It honestly just really sucks, but what much can you expect from the most common pistol of the game? Aside from downsides, upsides are it's common, somewhat reliable at aiming level 4+, and ammo + mags are really common. I really dont feel like this gun is good, or the worst. It's just.....mediocre. But like worse.
Timmy: "I found an M9 Pistol, we have like 15 of these already."

Jimmy: "Just take the ammo and mags and leave it...."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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M1911 Pistol

The M1911 Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M1911 Pistol is a classic, think of one zombie survival game, and this gun is in it. It's alright, pretty basic pistol. 7 round mags, and decent fire rate. It can only take iron sights, Red Dot sights, and underbarrel lasers. There really isnt much to say about this gun. It's the literal most basic out of any gun. The base hit chance is fine, ammo is easy to find, mags arent as common but are manageable, and the gun has OK damage. If you find it, cool. Better than the M9 Pistol for sure though.
Timmy: "Hey, theres an M1911 Pistol in this gun case. Want it?"

Jimmy: "Eh, sure. It's cool I guess."
by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023
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