Pigeon Gut

Noun. The common name for the medical condition Diverticulosis - the working man's version of gout. Caused by excessive sausage rolls, ketchup and cheap Chinese food.

Q) Why is Chris in hospital?
A) He's got a mild case of Pigeon Gut. Should be out in a couple of days

by CurlyWurly58 August 25, 2023

gay pigeon

Literally a gay pigeon. Or big daddy Rishabhs group of homies. He commands his gay pigeons to play along with his memes.

Gay pigeon Sebastian is gay.

by Hoggsbooga September 18, 2023

Pigeon

Pigeon can be used as a nickname for someone who is extremely lovely and who deserves better than what they get.

"I put you in my contacts as "Pigeon" , you know, because you're so amazing!

by Remusleftearlobe September 27, 2023

Beach Pigeon

A seagull, but for dumb people.

"Hey look, it's a beach Pigeon!"
"A what? Do you mean a seagull?"
"Ohhhhh, yeah I do hahaha"

by Dangly dongolies April 27, 2020

Pigeon

Our benevolent feathered overlords, deserving of respect and many saltines. At their forefront, King Earle Hansen, pigeon king of the universe.

Don't fear the pigeon

by PocketPigeon March 5, 2020

Pigeon

An unintelligent person that sticks to their unfounded ideas without evidence or statistics no matter the argument given contrary to their beliefs.

The Pigeon is often the subject referenced in the saying "Arguing with an idiot is like playing chess with a pigeon, no matter what you say, they will knock over the pieces, crap on the board, and strut around like they've won."

"Flat Earth has been proven time and time again to be false, yet these Pigeons keep promoting the belief"

"I was arguing with this Pigeon earlier, it was like talking to a wall."

by EvilAnnie May 2, 2020

Pigeon Syndrome

To become or be a pigeon. Usually not real and especially popular in meme culture.

Friend 1: What were your lab results?
Friend 2: I have Pigeon Syndrome
Friend 1: Pigeon Syndrome?
Friend 2: *Pigeon Noises*

by not_editurr May 28, 2020