package whackage

Viciously slapping your inner thighs with the sides of your hands

Did you see Jeremy yesterday?
Yeah! He can do a mean package whackage

by oXander_ December 19, 2016

picachis

It is a girl who is named viviann

Ai picachis

by The_dark_lord March 16, 2019

BSG PACKAGES

Gold=Beautiful, Gorgeous, Wife Up
Silver=Fine, Average, Keep In Touch With
Bronze=Unattractive, OK, One Night Stand

Bro 1- Hey BSG BSG
Bro 2-She a gold package
BSG PACKAGES

by BSG Packages June 4, 2014

greg picano

A KID WITH A SQUARE HEAD

GREG PICANO

by lololololoalolol May 23, 2015

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.

Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"

by thebadwrench January 24, 2018

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.

"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"

by Pylimenes November 16, 2020

Hewlett Packard

Company that makes substandard desktop computers, but has mediocre customer service.

Known for putting cheap proprietary parts (such as underpowered power supplies) in desktop computers so that the parts fail around the time the warranty expires. Forcing customers to either buy overpriced proprietary parts from HP, or buy new PCs.

This is good news for technicians who know of work arounds to repairing Hewlett Packards. Most computers seen at repair shops are, in fact, Hewlett Packards.

However,

Jim bought an Hewlett Packard desktop in July of 2006 and it lasted until exactly after the warranty ran out.

by Majestic Lizard May 28, 2007