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Pet Junior

One or more high school juniors selected by a high school senior to receive mentorship or to engage in social activities.
"Poor Patrick—he doesn't have a pet junior."
by Jimmysonglaugh February 18, 2017
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pet date

When your girlfriend invites her friend and random boyfriend over and you get stuck with the boyfriend that you have NOTHING in common with and have never meet
Hey babe so I have a new best friend and I set up a pet date this friday, hope you like her boyfriend
by TTJR January 20, 2016
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pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.
I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.
by Not Aaron Krause November 1, 2015
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shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?
by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018
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Viable Pet

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.
Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."
by tnj629 February 19, 2022
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Pet Rock

A girl who doesn’t show her emotions or is scared to be vulnerable to a boy.
That Sam is such a pet rock, i keep trying but she’s scared to be vulnerble
by The director Dan February 25, 2019
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Cheer Pet

The children or team members of a cheer leading squad, but not limited to that sport or activity, usually overseen by an overly involved, overly protective parent or coach. Cheer pets can always be indentified by their smug attitudes, enormous sense of entitlement, and extremely narrow view of the outside world. Similar to that person at work whose Dad in the boss.
The only reason they are the captains is because their mom is the coach and they are her little cheer pets.
by Ninja Nerd Warrior January 9, 2015
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