"one by one the penguins steal my sanity" - some sitcker, and shirt. I beleive it generated from the movie fight club, when the penguins take blocks of ice, and walk away with them.
by Scott " the yellow dart " Hoey December 2, 2003
Get the penguin mug.When you try to put pegs on people in public without them noticing. Usually a competition with friends to see who can peg the most in a certain time frame. eg 1 minute
"I totally pegged that lady's shirt and hand bag with like five pegs" - friend 1
"Well i plan on pegging twice as many as you" - friend 2
"Well i plan on pegging twice as many as you" - friend 2
by darkangel01843 January 5, 2012
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The flipping of a fat mans man-boob. The scooping refers to Oil Spills that have occurred near Buenos Aires, where multiple penguins have died from the oil toxins. The process of cleaning the dead penguins involves scooping them up, very similar to that of the scooping action of a man-boob in a "Penguin Scoop".
However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
However penguin scooping of the female breasts does not produce the desired effect of a penguin scoop. The mammary glands of the breast are denser than the fat in a man-boob, therefore the flopping reaction from a penguin scoop is replaced with a subtle 'bounce'.
"That man's breast are crying for a good penguin scoop."
Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
Upon completing a successful Penguin Scoop "PENGUIN SCOOP!"
by Dr. Babooshka May 12, 2009
Get the Penguin Scoop mug.Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
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went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
by bankrobber1980 October 22, 2013
Get the Penguining mug.by penguinlords November 30, 2020
Get the penguinlords mug.if two people or groups who are competing in a race or election are level pegging, they are equal and it is not certain who will win
by disav March 2, 2014
Get the level pegging mug.Norwegian Penguins with an unsatisfying lust for dicks. They lure their prey into igloos and then proceed to remove the prey's dick via axe, sword, knives etc.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
They live in a strict monarchy following a female leader with the title: Queen of the Dick Penguins. Their current leader is "Siril, first of her name" and her preferred weapon her trusty chainsaw.
George was sacrificed to the Dick Penguins and therefore had to die a virgin.
If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
If you find a dickless tourist, he probably went to Norway and encountered some Dick Penguins.
by PenguinloverXXX December 2, 2016
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