cock patron

n. one who frequently spends money on cock

Jacob thought Jody was such a good cock patron that he gave her a freebie.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

parole the Huxtables

To take a dump, preferably a large one, with a nugget for every member of the Huxtable household. Some "parole officers" have even gone as far as naming them before the final flush into society.

Man, I have got to go parole the Huxtables, those chimichangas really jacked my guts up.

by METALHEAD74 August 15, 2006

petrolcide

noun.
1. The act or instance of endangering the planet by reckless use of natural resources.
2. The intentional abuse of ones position of political power for the purpose of personal profit and to further the interests of petroleum corporations at the expense of the environment and national security.

George W. Bush committed petrolcide.

by Byron Walker March 26, 2006

jack rabbit parole

parole taken when you break out of jail.

"howd u get out?"
"Jack rabbit parole"

by Kansas April 8, 2005

payroll club

it makes you homecoming king

I think I should be elected for Homecoming King because I am very involved in campus activities including payroll.
payroll club is awesome

by Basie October 30, 2007

on parole

In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a jail break.

Dude, Sally is out of town. So John is on parole! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!

by Houman February 10, 2006

patronize

To go to as a customer, especially on a regular basis.

Lots of people patronize Starbucks for their daily caffeine fix.

by steelywulf August 30, 2008