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hop on pokemon sv 

"wanna hop on pokemon sv?"
"im exhausted, maybe next time."

that one pokemon 

that one pokemon by eggy afton November 28, 2024

Ryu The Pokemon 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu The Pokemon

I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack 

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Person 343: I Never Finished Pokémon Green Hack

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.
P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.
Catch a Pokémon by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card

A femboy cartel member that cosplays as any Pokémon character or Pokémon found on a Pokémon card
That guy is such a Cartel Femboy Pokémon Card