gold-plating

A practice in European Union, when its Member State adds new (and often more demanding) requirements to those that are expected in common legislation - mainly directives. Sometimes caused by overzealous bureaucrats, sometimes it is just their pure idiocy.

Bureaucrat 1: Recipients of this EU schemes are asked to submit invoices upon the end of the project.
Bureaucrat 2: Let's also ask them to write a 100-page long end-of-mission report, 10 testimonies of beneficiaries and copies of Annual reports 10 years back.
Bureaucrat 1: But that is gold-plating!
Bureaucrat 2: Sure, but we do not really want European money.

by Blavak Mike February 06, 2019

plates of fate mayhem

when you bust a nut on a plate, break it, then shove the shards up yo girls ass

Falcon: And then I pulled the plates of fate mayhem on her, and she squirted instantly.
The Judge: Still doesn't change the fact that you're getting a life sentence for these stupid urban dictionary definitions. GUILTY.

by fishgaming June 29, 2023

Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.

I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????

by Big Daddy Larron January 13, 2016

Tie Plate

When a guy lays on his back, and a girl lays on top of him on her back with her head pointing towards his feet. He leans his face up in between the opening her thighs. His dick is sticking up next to her head as she faces the ceiling. The guy then sticks his head up to eat her out, while the girl sucks him off.

Person 1: "I ate her out last night"
Person 2: "how? 69?"
Person 1: "no, we used the Tie Plate"

by Aspen_boulevard June 03, 2021

Smoke Plate

An apparatus used for smoking activities i.e. ashtray, rolling tray, roach motel.

"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"

by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 27, 2011

Hot Plate

A code word for a line of coke/cocaine. Often used around family when you don’t want them to have any suspicion of you being a total drug addict.

Lester, organise a hot plate for us.

by Uncle jamo September 22, 2022