Keyboard to floor interface

when a computer illiterate person thinks they have "something wrong" with their computer when its just them(fingers on the keyboard down to your feet on the floor) usually used as a comical insult by the I.T. guys at work that a regular employee most likely doesn't understand.

office worker: "What was wrong with my computer?"

I.T. guy: "It was just a keyboard to floor interface."

by big chaw mcgraw August 11, 2010

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Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

A common college term especially at colleges/ universities with dormitories. this term is used to describe a person who lives in the dorm or on your floor who is an ass and or douche. they can be classified as such by: singing in the shower, playing loud music, being a douche in general, playing their own acoustic guitar badly and loudly, (for men) shaving their beards and leaving long hairs in the bathroom sinks..etc.

Joe: OMG! Jerry left hair in the bathroom sink again after his shave and didn't clean it up.

Kenny: ya i know he's a Floor Douche.

Joe: i dont think theres anyone that annoying or inconsiderate in the entire dorm building he's the Dorm Douche.

Kenny: he's the Dorm Douche/ Floor Douche

by Boppity November 21, 2009

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Against The Kitchen Floor Moment

A moment that is a reference to the song by famous musical artist Will Wood. The song Against The Kitchen Floor could be seen as about how it's difficult to correctly know and feel your emotions, and trying to not let it impact others. What sets this song apart is it's upbeat nature and strange vibes. To sum it all up, an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment is 'when you're really sad but are groovy abt it.'

(Laughing along to intense emotions as if it's a joke)

"Ha ha, this truly is an Against The Kitchen Floor Moment *cries*"

by Stressed in Motion May 20, 2023

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