monkey on the moon

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

by dumasses February 03, 2008

Dirty Moon

When you moon someone and take a dump at the same time

Dude- you might want to turn on the wipers, that guy in the car in front of us just gave us a dirty moon.

by wskiter November 13, 2009

Howling moon

An extension on normal "mooning", exposing your butt cheeks to someone and then farting.

Evz just got Wheeler with a howling moon. He might get pink eye from it.

by stusx10 April 27, 2016

Clear moon

When you look at the moon in the sky and it’s clear as day.

As Clarice gazed up into the night sky, she exclaimed “my that’s a clear moon, you can see darn near everything”.

by SawyerDaLawyer December 07, 2019

moon shovel

Having 3/8" stainless steel ball bearings inserted in ones anus by a 32 year old midget wearing a cowboy hat under the light of the full moon.

Last night I had Dave come over and moon shovel Tina!

by UBT_2438 August 02, 2017

spanish moon

1)a very bright full moon that appears larger than normal in the night sky

2)a bar in New Orleans

3)a song by Little Feat about a bar in New Orleans

The spanish moon was brilliant with a red-orange hue as it settled just above the tree tops.

by Tennessee Lamb February 07, 2012

Moon Burn

The results of a spanking on your bottom. The Red "burn" on your "moon"

I got spanked last night, I can still feel the effects of the moon burn.

I attended the moonburn party in North Hollywood.

by MRspankee October 05, 2013