God

a lie

my social life is a God

by immadouchecanoe May 9, 2019

God

Basically shows those who have faith from those who are too thickheaded to think outside the box.
Contrary to what you believe, more people believe in some kind of higher being than not.

Bill: Do you believe in God?
Jack: No, why should I? Ive never met him after all.
Bill: Have some dam faith

by Alex Kohl September 25, 2005

God

The most famous dude in the world.

God is bigger than The Beatles.

by jules tomato September 13, 2009

God

The one thing that keeps me from killing everybody. Also the creator of the universe.

Glory to God, I'm alive.

by Happydude August 28, 2005

god

That imaginary entity to which the whole of modern society is an unwitting slave thanks to puritan values set down by a man who participated in wild orgys before becoming born again and being sainted: The reaon we dont have socially acceptable orgys anymore!

god: That bitch is the reason we have no socially acceptable orgys!

by XzeroX October 10, 2005

god

it's french for "dick"

(use french accent when saying) nice god

by chrissy May 13, 2003

god

the supreme being; the father almighty creator of heaven and earth, of all that is seen and unseen

Everyone has the right to worship their god

by Will February 22, 2005