old shitbag

An elderly homeless person that reeks of shit stained underwear.

The old shitbag must of slept on our back porch again because it now smells like a filthy outhouse again.

by Nanker Phelge May 26, 2021

Old man piss

All over the seat

Guy in the toilet before me went for an old man piss, dirty fucker didn’t even wipe the seat

by Slazenginho November 28, 2021

Old swinford in Stourbridge

fuck me I mean where do I start, I can’t lie i hear “what’s that in your pocket” more than the shitty maths equations mr nartey who no one knows what fuck he’s saying tryna waffle in ya face 24/7 (sound g tho). Imagine dis ye I pay 36k to stay at this ‘posh school’ when I get in, In the mornings, guess what, mans stuck outside for fucking 25 mins In the freezing cold cuz I ain’t got a fucking key card which their tryna scam their way into making me pay 15 fucking quid for another one, drug game here is shit as no one has experience like I could moretime buy a Z of dust off some next crackhead younger for a fiver and still get licked within 5 seconds of approaching the shit. Biggest bollocks is that these man care more about fucking catching kids with their ‘vape devices’ than getting me my fucking GCSEs. Ain’t done yet so don’t click off, shout out to my guy Mr Kerr he’s a fucking legend. Mr slaphead Perry thinks he’s the shit when one slap on the head would course a fucking earthquake enough to wipe out the wannabe gangsters in the school. Mr coalter or however the fuck u spell it’s name cares more about your fucking creps than ya fucking life, man pays 36k for me to be sitting in the dining hall eating with two fucking spoons cuz they ain’t got no fucking cutlery to give us and slap a bit on the side call that an osh special. But ye fuck me it’s never to late to leave this mockery.

Boy 1: what’s old swinford in Stourbridge

Boy 2: ‘jumps off a bridge’

by Suckmatip February 13, 2022

Old people smell syndrome

The smell of a old person

Person 1: I hate when we pass a old person
Person 2: is it because of old people smell syndrome

by The man who has a chin March 1, 2022

Old Sloppy

A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.

"How's Old Sloppy?"

"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"

"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"

by Thedanatee November 10, 2022

Old Sport

Jack Kennedy.

Why hello there. Old Sport.

by melonester January 14, 2023

Old Twitterfingers

A onetime popular nickname for the Crime Candidate, AKA the Orange Whale, when Twitter was Twitter and tweeting was tweeting.

Now that Twitter has been rebranded as “X” by the Muskman, we must all put our heads together and come up with another equally catchy nickname for Old Twitterfingers.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2023