Valve Job

After blowing your load, the girl spreads your penis hole open and sticks her tongue in to get the rest out.

Hey John, your mom gave me a valve job last night and it was awesome.

by HBOY March 22, 2010

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

Dip Job

Getting a blowjob from a girl that has a wad of tobacco, aka "dip," in her mouth. Thus receiving oral pleasure and a nicotine buzz simultaneously.

Getting a dip job from that Gypsy is the best way to quit smoking. My junk is buzzin.

by D Peterskin August 8, 2009

Job's Daughters

World's second best youth group only to DeMolay. Everyone who is not a Jobie should be jealous. Is a group for girls but the best of the best guys can join as a male representative.

Group whose members are called Jobies. They have the best times of their lives and learn how to become even more amazing at these events. They love to hang out with DeMolay boys.

Tom: Damn! That girl is hott!
Brad: Hey baby, (corny pick up line).
Lauren: Sorry but I'm in Job's Daughters and I date DeMolay boys.
Tom & Brad: Let's join DeMolay!

Mark: That girl is famous.
Beth: I know, it's cuz she was in Job's Daughters.

by Nathan (best bethel beau ever) August 1, 2008

job-skanking

1) To pursue multiple job applications and offers, usually all at the same time.

2) To be employed in a series of different jobs in quick succession, usually only staying for a short time at each of them.

Often engaged in by persons employed in McJobs.

Graeme is desperate for cash so he has to go job-skanking to pay the rent

by Daniel June 1, 2004

band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

by jl91 December 15, 2008

Acid job

a type of blowjob, where the girl giving you head deapthroats you so good where she gags herself on the dick, letting out a little vomit onto the penis. this causes a burning sensation on the penis along with a great blowjob.

boy A- hey man lets invite those sluts over from last weekend, they give acid jobs.
boy B- naw man im good. i dont like vomit on my penis.

by bopster king June 26, 2010