nice guys finish last

A phrase that references the general lack of incentive/respect that is provided by society for virtuous behavior, instead being reserved for those demonstrating more superficial qualities.

In the material sense, this is all too often true in that the price of success is forgoing one's integrity to satisfy a culture based largely on insincerity and self interest.

Philosophically, the benefit of this lifestyle is debatable.

1. Boy did you ever bomb that interview by not laughing at the recruiter's dead baby joke. Nice guys finish last, fool!

2. Nice guys finish last...but nly if you're racing the wrong way.

by Bringing up the rear April 14, 2006

nicely toasted

a term meaning perfectly high on marijuana.

guy: want another toke mick.
mick: no thanks brew I am nicely toasted.

by george January 20, 2005

nick haas

when a girl is giving you head and while your face-fucking her, you accidentally poke her in the eye.

Dude! I gave my gf a nick haas and now shes blind in one eye!!!

by MrGobbleCock June 19, 2009

Nick Crompton

England is my City

My collar is significantly better than your and I was not born in the area inside of a city, inside a county , inside a state, inside a country, on a continent, on a planet, which is in a solar system, in a universe, named Compton, but my city is England. -Nick Crompton 2017

by LtPrime August 19, 2017

nick

great guy has a huge cock gets lots of pussy all the the girls want his dick

nick let me give u head

by ioew August 23, 2017

Nick

Nick is an egg.
If you ever are wondering, 'hey, i think i want to eat an egg today' then Nick is the perfect option. Please go get your egg.

Person A: WOW I saw an egg today!
Person B: Was it Nick? I saw that egg months ago!

by OceanicManta May 3, 2018

nice guys finish last

To me it refers to a man who is of course a nice guy but one who doesn't fit the mold of his society which for this phrase is usually a piss poor society which the males and females are trashy and have few values and the women go for like kind. This man will perhaps have a few friends and if any of those friends happen to be female they'll not be interested in him because he is not of their mold. But people who come from a enviroment which is piss poor will most likely tell you "It refers to a guy who doesn't hit women or treat them like shit. Which in their society treating the woman like shit is attractive. Or The ugly duckling.

Nice Guy :Will you go out with me?
Nice Guy's Female friend : Sorry not interested.
Nice Guy : ohhhhhh :(
Nice Guy's Female friend :But don't worry you'll find a girl your a really nice guy just remember nice guys finish last.

by HolyPikachu September 29, 2014