Nut Allergy

In a man's case, having a nut allergy is to be homophobic. In contrast, a woman with a nut allergy is a lesbian.

1. Whats Nick's problem with Sebastian getting all touchy feely?

Dunno, he must have a nut allergy.

2. "Does she want to go to the prom with me?"

Nah, she can't cos of her nut allergy.

by el mas grande August 19, 2008

Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum

you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch

by Iamthebrokeback March 12, 2011

Nut Cannon

a long erect cock ready to bust a nut on an unsuspecting female at any given time

Ahhh! Suck my nut cannon you whore! Ahhh! I busted a nut in your fucking face! Suck it bitch!

by Jurgen von Longcock December 9, 2012

nut hugger

1. (noun) men's shorts that are so form-fitting around the crotch that they actually hug the nuts to the point of delineating the testicles for all to ridicule.
2. (noun) a male who likes to put his arms around the testicles of another man.

1. Yo! Are you a fag? Then why are you wearingn nut huggers?
2. Dude, that guy likes you. He is definitely a nut hugger.

by Jorge April 1, 2003

nut grass

pubic hair slang for nappy hairs found on the male genetalia mostly on the testicles (nuts)

"awwwww my nut grass itches"

"damn charlie ya got some some hotchpotch stuck in yer nut grass

by sarah and jill November 16, 2005

nut sickles

Pronunciation: \ˈnət\ \ˈsi-kəls\

When your testicles,balls,nuts,gonads etc. are frozen. You have "nut sickles". This can be an extremely painful condition that can be relieved by immediate thawing.

Ref. "Iced tea bagging".

If you go outdoors in Antarctica and are not wearing pants, you will develop "nut sickles" rather quickly.

by Dave "Dogbreath" October 29, 2009

Nut November

Instead of guys not being able to nut all month they have to nut}all month

It’s nut November y’all you know what that means

by Beccaray November 1, 2019