The Great Mall in Milpitas, California, otherwise mentioned as G Mall, is well known for being huge, having the drug dealers that you'd expect at a huge mall, and being within bus ride distance of Milpitas High School, Russel Junior High School, and Pomeroy Elementary School, which is great for them, because they're expected to take the VTA to and from school anyway. Their only problem now is their stupid backpacks. At time of writing, there are 2 students at Milpitas High School with rolling backpacks, and the G Mall has got to suck for them if they go right after school
G Mall also tends to be crowded as hell, and you are likely to trip over someone's shoe or something of the sort. Or maybe a rolling backpack (see above paragraph.)
Despite it's faults, Great Mall isn't too awful as long as you are capable of ignoring loudness and crowds long enough to shop in one of the many stores, or order off a menu at one of the restaurants. A decent sense of direction is nice too!
G Mall also tends to be crowded as hell, and you are likely to trip over someone's shoe or something of the sort. Or maybe a rolling backpack (see above paragraph.)
Despite it's faults, Great Mall isn't too awful as long as you are capable of ignoring loudness and crowds long enough to shop in one of the many stores, or order off a menu at one of the restaurants. A decent sense of direction is nice too!
P1: "Hey, you guys wanna go to the Great Mall after school?"
P2: "Nah, G Mall is too crowded, and I'm claustrophobic."
P3: "Nah, I have this stupid backpack that I hate! It'd probably kill someone!"
P4: "Nah, I prefer not to have a life. I'm going to go home and study for my AP Calculus BC final, because I only have a 91%! I don't want to have to retake it Sophomore year!"
P5: "P4, stop being so smart! Oh, and I'll totally go, cuz I don't mind crowds, I have no backpack today because it's finals and we don't need backpacks, and I prefer to have a life!"
P1: Plans off... everyone already thinks I'm dating P5... :\
P2: "Nah, G Mall is too crowded, and I'm claustrophobic."
P3: "Nah, I have this stupid backpack that I hate! It'd probably kill someone!"
P4: "Nah, I prefer not to have a life. I'm going to go home and study for my AP Calculus BC final, because I only have a 91%! I don't want to have to retake it Sophomore year!"
P5: "P4, stop being so smart! Oh, and I'll totally go, cuz I don't mind crowds, I have no backpack today because it's finals and we don't need backpacks, and I prefer to have a life!"
P1: Plans off... everyone already thinks I'm dating P5... :\
by leeSmilezz March 6, 2011
Get the Great Mallmug. by Vaughn Allen October 11, 2005
Get the The Great Nigressionmug. In Great Britain they all have the bad teeth and believe in magic and fairies and Harry Potter bullshit.
by zbjrornak January 6, 2008
Get the Great Britainmug. I was waiting at the bus stop in my long wool coat. Someone pushed into the line so I gave him the great reveal.
by pwapwap August 30, 2013
Get the the great revealmug. The ability do lots of drugs, drink and be up for a good time - Its magic where he puts it & he's magic!!!
Also see Randsta
Also see Randsta
by Andi Jay April 10, 2007
Get the Great Randinimug. by critt February 12, 2005
Get the Great Nobukimug. When your squad is on point and your mate Dave who is a top geezer cracks wise in a social situation.
by Randy Pingu October 10, 2016
Get the Great Bantumug.