On My Land

A new saying that only boys can use to put stuff on.It’s used instead of saying on God and stuff like that.

Sam:Bruh i just smashed this baddie
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did

by Yoooo864 August 27, 2019

My nigga!

A saying exclaimed by a black person to a white guy after doing something cool. Usually says it when he’s dapping up the white boy.

“My nigga!”

by Twist it May 4, 2020

My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022

on my jock

when a beezy gives you a lot of attention or wont leave you alone. it can be in a positive or negative way.

1. damn man this bitch is on my jock, she wants it (positive)
2. shit this dumb beezy is on my jock, she wont leave me alone (negative)

by nico assenti January 30, 2008

my space

A place where Emo kids can find solitude and rest their lacerated wrists. and girlpants.

EMMMMMOOOO!!!!!
check out my myspace... XXXEMOEOBLACKHEARTXXXEMOXXX thats my name.

by hobopower April 30, 2005

My bee

Your bee is usually the person that has came into your life threw pure luck, however she has managed to tangle herself deeply into your thoughts. Shes thoughtful and smart with the biggest heart of all. Truly a wonder to see, she will leave you forever wanting just one more second with her. She loves her friends, family and will always make a flawless mother. She will guide you when its dark and give you hope when you are lost. Never loose a bee, they are deadly but sweet. The most beautiful of all and too modest to admit it. Kinky as fuck, with all the right skills. Leah will never leave you dissatisfied, day or night.

youll be lucky to find a bee, there is only one and I hear she is taken.

Youll be lucky to marry a my bee just be sure to get expensive champagne and a nice hotel!!!

by Sheeest. October 15, 2017

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020