Music Industry

Something mainstream pop fans confuse with the modelling industry.

The music industry today panders to the lowest common denominator, and those fools confused it with the modelling industry.

by Archer250 January 1, 2012

Music Nerd

One who is quite knowledgeable about music. Every time they get engaged in an arguement about music, they win. They usually play at least one instrument and are good at it. They can read and/or improv really well. They seem (and probably do) to know the answers to just about every bit of music trivia. They also seem to have heard everything and know about all the cool bands before you and everyone else.

Person 1: "Have you heard this really cool song by this really cool band?"
Person 2: "Of course! I heard it the day after it came out!"
Person 1: "You're such a music nerd!"
Person 2: "I know! Should I start learning mandolin or bassoon next week? I can't decide..."
Person 1: "Well, you ALREADY play at least 27 instrument... But I'd go with bassoon."

by Elfiepie December 18, 2013

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Musical.ly

A pointless app that 11 year olds that have no talent are obsessed with. You lip-sync to songs and people follow you for it.

"Musical.ly still exists?"
"Yeah. My 11 year old sister and her friends use it. It's so annoying."

by Definitelynotaweirdo:) October 14, 2017

jungle music

Jungle (sometimes oldschool jungle), is a genre of electronic music derived from old school hardcore that developed in England in the early 1990s as part of rave music scenes. The style is characterized by fast tempos (150 to 200 bpm),2 relatively slow and lyrical reggae-derived basslines, breakbeats, and other heavily syncopated percussive loops, samples and synthesized effects make up the easily recognizable form of jungle. Long pitch-shifted snare rolls are common in oldschool jungle. The terms "jungle" and "drum and bass" are often used interchangeably by the layman but this should not be the case. Jungle originated out of oldschool and in the late 1990's the term "drum and bass" was used in association with music that did not have the same emphasis on breakbeats and complex production.Producers create the drum patterns, which are sometimes completely off-beat, by cutting apart breakbeats (most notably the Amen break). Jungle producers incorporated classic Jamaican/Caribbean sound-system culture production-methods. The slow, deep basslines and simple melodies (reminiscent of those found in dub, reggae and dancehall) accentuated the overall production, giving jungle its "rolling" quality

Jungle music, is a style of dance music incorporating elements of ragga, hip-hop, and hard core and consisting of very fast electronic drum tracks and slower synthesized bass lines, originating in Britain in the early 1990s

by Grey King Cinereal Maharani March 27, 2017

music piracy

The best thing to happen to music fans since the invention of recorded music.

My friend got arested for music piracy and now has his ass reamed in prison everyday by his 500 pound negro cellmate Bubba. FUCK THE RIAA!

by Dr. Awesome July 28, 2006

music

To Drop Music, To Play Music.

Starting the music off / Playing some Music.

by Mr.Stephenxx January 15, 2008