Cowboy Muffin

Eating the ass of an assless chapped leather stud before or after anal devastation.
Bruce bent over willingly after the party and Steve lacerated his cowboy muffin with his vivacious tongue and then proceeded to lubricate, penetrate and ejaculate. After which he repeated the above steps.
by KY-5000 November 05, 2011
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Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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Muffin Flop

When someone is wearing such tight pants paired with an even tighter shirt or vest which makes their muffin top hang over and flap in the breeze.

"Look at the muffin flop on that twink"
by DrewciferNYC March 09, 2009
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creep muffin

Typically a man who creeps so hard but remains sweet .
That guy Jerry is such a creep muffin but he sent me flowers .
by groupmentality April 18, 2017
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Sketch-Muffin

A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.

Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.

That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.

This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.
I went sledding on my tummy muffin.
by Dave Jenson October 24, 2007
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Mackin Muffins

When two sexy women ingage in oral stimulation mouth to vagina
Angel and Hannah had the look of two hot chicks that have been mackin muffins.
vjaygo downeat pussylick a likesrubbing it up
by RonRex May 07, 2010
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