flatulent back massage

the art of farting on someones back while they are sleeping

daniels passed out, give him a flatulent back massage

by Masta Dragon Red January 5, 2007

Deep tissue massage

when a massage leads to penetrative sex (the aftermath is often cleaned up with a tissue).

Mateo: My back is all out of whack; I need to ask my girlfriend to give me a massage.
Pablo: Sounds like you could use a deep tissue massage.
Tomas: In more ways than one; based on the lack of sex Mateo has been getting.

by Mateo, Pablo y Tomas September 12, 2013

Massacre

Having sex with two or more virgins on their periods. Therefore, blood from the period and from having sex for their first time accumulates within the vagina. You receive two or more fresh kills and blood is everywhere, hence a "Massacre"

"Eh man, had my first massacre last night, blood everywhere."

by TheHubMaster January 25, 2014

Bam margera message board

The BMMB is a very addicting place to go. There are alot of assholes there.

I hate/love it there.

by KariJo April 6, 2004

Massachusetts Fly By

The act of having oral sex while simultaneously skateboarding parallel to your sex partner. It is very difficult and highly dangerous, but if achieved bragging rights will be forever granted.

Guy 1: Dude what happened to your nuts?
Guy 2: Oh... I attempted a Massachusetts Fly By

by zolay May 21, 2011

massacre

What I Plan to do to everyone within a 1 mile radius of me on my birthday.

tick tock tick tock...(the massacre is coming)

by Bagell September 27, 2009

Massachusetts

Home of the Mass-holes.

I live in Massachusetts.

by Grandma Louise July 12, 2010