monster rain

A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.

Why don't you invite Jimmy Robinson over to play monster rain?

by Lil Conner May 13, 2005

Monster Energy

An energy drink that people drink to seem cool and lower class. Tastes pretty good but has been known to kill people because they take too much. Looks 'cool' for a teen to drink it but immature and retarded for an adult.

Kyle : Yo look Riley, Troy has a monster energy!
Riley: Oh yeah dude let's go up to him and see if we can air drink some of that shit
Troy: Fine guys I'll let you smell it and pour a bit into your mouth
Kyle: Dude that shit is so radical man, im gonna go smoke 5 fags then steal some monsters from the corner shop bro
Riley: yeah let's do it man
Kyle: *spits on ground*
Riley: *spits on ground*
Troy: *spits on ground*

by arandom9yearold December 1, 2018

monster

1. Big hairy thing that hides under your bed between the ages of 1 and 1O.
2. A popular energy drink made by mountain dew that pretty much gives you a headache the day after you drink it.
3. The nickname of SCLA Crip Kody Scott, who is now in San Quentin.
4. An unusually large penis.
5. An unusually large piece of shit.
6. A movie about a prostitute who kills men.
7. A slang term for the AIDS/HIV virus.
8. Anything huge; massive amounts of.
9. Awesome, cool, "beast."

1. "Daddy, I'm scared there's a monster under my bed."
2. "Man. That Monster was soo good. I'm about ready to go shoot some b-ball."
3. Kody Scott was once called a "monster" by the media, and the name stuck.
4. "Damn!! Have you seen Brody's MONSTER?!"
5. "Ah that was a monster."
6. "Have you seen the movie 'Monster?' It was horrible."
7. "Duude. Did you hear that Shafreeka has the monster?"
8. "That was a monster pool."
9. "The Saturday game was MONSTER, man." or "I'm monster at football, dude."

VARIATIONS OF THIS WORD:
monstrous
monstrosity
monstro
monsta(h)
monsters
monstered
monstering

by blondette x love March 17, 2007

Blackness monster

A blackness monster is the blackest person in the pool.

Swim away! It's the blackness monster.

by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006

The Swamp Monster

The act shitting on your hand, then proceeding to rub one out with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from a swamp monster.

Neil: why are joe's finger nails always dirty?
Ross: well... he's bored of The Stranger...
Neil & Ross: The Swamp Monster?!

by The Dirty Stranger February 19, 2008

angry vagina monster

When a girl is on her period, what it actually is, is the ovarian egg hatches and releases a monster. The monster feeds on the thin layers of skin inside the uterus, and when the monster feeds, that is what causes the blood to flow out. The more the monster eats, the heavier the flow of blood. To kill the monster, the tampon is inserted to stop the exile of the blood out of the vagina causing the monster to drown in the blood.

DAMN! that bitch has a really hungry, angry vagina monster.
see how much shes bleeding!?!?!?

by angryvaginamonsterhunter April 19, 2011

monstertard

A retard who excells in cretinous behaviour : someone so stupid that other retards shake their heads at their stupidity.

That monstertard just smoked a cigarette backwards...

by Lord Frazer August 7, 2006