by Jason magpie August 3, 2021

"I gave my girlfriend Trail Mix last night, she couldn't stand it"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
"Would you rather be given Trail Mix by an old man or step in hot tar?"
by CleanestDirtyHarry October 22, 2023

Cum that's thick like mud, stinky like an onion, and green like Shrek. Warning: Produces Freaky Babies.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024

A combination of hydros, oxys, Xanax, etc. Premium versions of trail mix can include black tar heroin, cocaine, and other premium drugs.
Man1 (tries unknown mixture of drugs) That’s some good shit!
Man2: 50 bucks will get ya a bag of that premium trail mix.
Man2: 50 bucks will get ya a bag of that premium trail mix.
by hb93 July 17, 2018

by ChaosAndMischeif August 22, 2019

Just do it because the ingredients mix-well
by Wigga fr fr November 16, 2019

Someone who trains using all available rescources such as Weightlifting, Crossift, Swimming, Running, Cycling, wrestling, MMA, Yoga, etc.
by Mixed Fitness Artist January 23, 2011
