shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache

that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.

by skye6 December 5, 2013

Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

shit-misted

When you fuck a slut in the ass, then when you pull out she farts and covers you in a mist of her shit.

I fucking this bitch in the ass last night and when i pulled out she shit-misted all over my face. It was awesome!!

by The Talleywaker April 6, 2016

Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 25, 2017

mr.mister

a person that's dumb as shit but can be fun to be around and he doesn't give a shit about anything

I'm a Mr.Mister, nittle nittle nittle.

by R34P3R1 May 14, 2019

A-Mister-Stank

A community leader that is addicted to having a larger community at any cost, especially at the cost of telling lies to reduce “drama”.

-I was just hanging out in Limsa when a-mister-stank came and posted his happiness and equality flier in /shout.
-A-mister-stank gave me the dunce hat for not revealing my alt's guild to him.
-A-mister-stank went and told staff that I was going to mass ban players when I got back online while I was on vacation.

by Endo-Chan January 18, 2020

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020