2-mile spanking line

The thing from spongebob that fetishists dream of experiencing

Man I really want to feel the 2-mile spanking line.

by Crunk Ain’t dead September 6, 2019

100 mile an hour pen

An instrument used to calculate the time required to get to a given destination with a tractor-trailer . A dispatchers favorite tool, it does not allow for unnecessary stops such as, hygiene, nutrition, fuel, or repairs.

"My dispatcher has a 100 mile an hour pen and I drive a 55 mile an hour truck."

by Undun May 21, 2015

Mile high French dip

When one puts just the tip of his or her tongue in a pilot's butt. For a brief period after 9/11, it was often referred to as the "Mile High Freedom Dip".

The flight attendant was so impressed by and grateful for the maneuvering of Charles "Sully" Sullenberger that she gave him a mile high French dip.

by EioDesign November 2, 2015

pussy got low miles

Women that had sex with less men, than you can count with one hand.

"The nigga fuck, she could count that shit on the hand,...... Her pussy got low miles" - Plies

by EinsteinJackson December 29, 2016

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 20, 2020

Mile high club sandwich

A threesome that occurs mid-flight on an aeroplane

'How was your flight?'
'Pretty good. I had a mile high club sandwich.'
'Damn! I didn't even get a bag of peanuts.'

by Jim Barry June 11, 2019

I can go for miles

To have sex for hours
To be horny as fuck
To fuck someone till one of you passes out

Guy: I am so horny right now I can go for miles if you now what I mean
Girl:let’s have sex till one of use passes out
Guy: take off you pants and let me enter you

Girl: fuck me harder
Guy: get down on your knees and give me a blow job

by Blood-Rose Of Darkness April 23, 2018