Mikeing

To dry hump an inflatable whale.

My neighbor was mikeing in my pool.

Mikeing by Kerydactyl September 22, 2011

Milking the cow 

The act of a girl jerking a guy off to make him cum while he is laying face down in a netted hammock.

Bob: Where is Katie going?
Jack: Oh that slut got thirsty so she is milking the cow on some stranger in the park.

Milking the cow by JJCCMMT November 11, 2014

Mining Simulator 

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass

I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.

Mining Simulator by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018

Making Love 

A term that simply means that the person using it was either raised or still lives in their mother's womb.

I don't wanna use the term "making love" in a sentence, it's really wet and cringy as is.

Making Love by I'd rather not associate mysel May 14, 2022

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act 

An extremely annoying but relatively common theatrical routine performed by certain types of local hipster musicians that seems to come easily, requiring little rehearsal in advance. While all creative people are understandably prone to a certain degree of self-absorption, these individuals are forever engaged in obnoxious self-promotion campaigns, celebrating their musical endeavors in a manner designed to give the impression that they are infinitely more successful, talented, and adored than the everyday, basically unknown “artist.” Recurring themes include: stating that they could—but won’t—drop names (and then dropping them), backhandedly complimenting your own efforts (with a smirk), and offering to do everyone a favor by playing their latest “demo” at parties. As with all such routines, the ‘condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act’ is nothing more than a sad attempt at obscuring the truth (which is that they have cushy but unfulfilling day jobs), as well as an opportunity to wear those gay fedoras.

Dude #1: Are you going to Dan's tonight?

Dude #2: I’ll pass. I need a break from his condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act.

condescending, self-regarding, celebrity-in-the-making musician act by Look at me! I'm a vegan! Yay! June 1, 2011

making popcorn

The act of using butter as a lubricant during anal sex. The resultant smell of the aforementioned act being somewhat like that of real popcorn...

Hay baby, it's back door night and I feel like making popcorn so grab a handful of butter and lube me up...

making popcorn by CodePoet May 7, 2008

Making cookie dough 

This is the result of baby powder applied under the boobs on a hot day. The sweat mixes with the powder and the end product is a cookie-dough-like material.

"Damn girl...I shouldn't have put powder under my titties...it's hot and now I'm making cookie dough in my bra!"

Making cookie dough by Sheila1313 October 1, 2008