Mexican Heaven 

The flea market.

Mexicans go to "Mexican Heaven" when they die if they've been good. Where jesus lives and buys chain steering wheels

Mexican Heaven by Mr Pickles August 4, 2012

Mexican Pickle Fight 

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.

Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.

Mexican Pickle Fight by P_Mac December 24, 2012

Mexican Fish Bowl 

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"

"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"

Mexican Fish Bowl by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014

Mexican dinner jacket 

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.

I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.

Mexican dinner jacket by OH Lee January 28, 2014

Mexican piss 

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

Mexican piss by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014

Mexican hand job 

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

Mexican hand job by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

Mexican Mile 

When your ride doesn't show up and you (and your amigos, if any) have to run to your destination. The more people, the better. Typically, wearing sombreros makes running a Mexican Mile more fun, thus giving it the name.

Our ride bailed out on us so we had to run a Mexican Mile to get to the party.

Mexican Mile by TheFiend138 June 16, 2014