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Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.
"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"
by merdji1 June 21, 2012
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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.
"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"
by Zoku March 20, 2013
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meat jun

An extremely floppy giant brown labia with overlay of unknown yellow substance.

Normally found on whores and is caused by litterally using and abusing the shit out of the vagina. Yellow batter like substance not the teri beef vagina lips is likely residue cum or a yeast infection.

Origin:Island of lanai
Man 1: That bitch looks fine!

Man 2: Nah man I fucked her and her pussy was so gross.

Man 1: why?

Man 2: It looked like meat jun and smelled like Kim Chee!

Man 1: oh she's a Korean whore!
by Popolobear October 22, 2013
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Meat placement

When a woman gains weight in such where the placement is equally allocated between the breasts, ass, and hips, while increasing her feminine figure.
Kristina and Lisa both have great meat placement.
by ritamiller November 7, 2014
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Meat mail

When a girl won't return your calls so you resort to pressing your penis through her letter box.
I totally mailed her my meat last night after she ducked me calls - meat mail
by Rodgerthat555 January 2, 2016
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meat peach

A woman's vagina. Particularly, one that looks like a bruised gushing peach covered in dirt.
Dude, I totally ate out Julie last night.
Yeah, what's her meat peach taste like?
by For The Ages August 8, 2016
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meatatation

Meatatation (noun): The act of meditating about eating delicious, savory meat.

Instructions:*
Close your eyes and imagine sitting in your favorite chair, a plate of smoking hot bacon** sitting close by. You bring it toward your mouth but pause, enjoying the sweet scent of apple-wood bacon** wafting by your nose as you prepare for the wonderful sensation that is about to take place. You take a bite and chew slowly, enjoying the savory deliciousness that is bacon**

Once you have finished your first block of Meatatation, imagine eating a second piece of bacon or enjoying another tender and savory option from the many delicious meats spread out on your imaginary table.

Repeat with your favorite meats for as long as desired, or until the urge to prepare and/or eat said meat in reality becomes overwhelming.

*Modify however you want. Meatatators make tough decisions (but enjoy tender meat).

** Numerous scientific studies strongly suggest that bacon is the most effective stimulus for eliciting the incredible sensations associated with Meatatation. The issue is far from resolved, however, as animal models of meat enjoyment suggest that individual differences in meat preference may modulate the impact of Meatatation on bodily sensations.
I tried meatatation for the first time last night but then I ate a plate full of bacon and steaks so I may need to wait until this afternoon to try again.
by Eye rock May 16, 2016
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