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Confused Matthew

A totally down to earth film reviewer. Different to most critics as he reviews popular films he considers did not deserve the attention they gained, hence the reason he is 'confused'. He explains why in a clear and detailed fashion and offers solid arguments as to why a film was bad.
Confused Matthew:
They may as well as hung a neon sign over the water that says "this way to the secret Gungan city".
by Arkatos August 26, 2010
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Matthew

Some kid who everyone thinks is an ugly kid, but he has piercing sea-blue eyes, and dirty blonde hair. He's always faithful, and loves the girl he's with. Also intelligent.
Hey, look at Matthew over there, he's so ugly and I hear he has lizard rabies.

Hey! He's my boyfriend, and he isn't ugly on the inside! Learn more about him beforehand, dick biscuit!
by BladeF January 18, 2012
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Matthew

The hottest, sexiest man alive. He is also the king of long dicks.
"I wish I was like Matthew!"
by BrownieKing June 7, 2021
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Mathew

A kid who needs a dildo and some mental health care.
That gay kid is a Mathew
by Maboiasznee November 20, 2019
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Marisa Mathews

The most gorgeous and amazing girl on the planet. She's gorgeous and the best friend everyone wishes they had.
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Marisa Mathews she's my best friend!
by funnygirl14 August 6, 2011
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Matthew

Matthews are always the sweetest guys on earth, and even though they're sometimes a little too silly, they have a very deep, emotional side that is very hard to find. Matthews make the best friends, and give their all to everything they care about.
Matthew is the sweetest guy ever!!
by Copperhighlights December 19, 2016
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Matthew

A really hot man with a massive cock who also just so happens to look like a cross between the ice age baby and the fish from megamind
by Mysterious man of meth February 21, 2022
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