One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.
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A master hog is an extrememly large amount of chewing tobacco, usually grizzly wintergreen. It is all relative to the person throwing in the master hog so it can line your entire lip or take up a third of your lip.
Bro 1: hey bro, can you throw me that can of grizzly wintergreen right there? its time to throw in a master hog.
Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.
Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
Bro 2: sure thing, bro. here you go.
Bro 1: Thanks bro, i also think it just so happens to be Chew Thirty. (Both Bros Fist Bump)
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Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
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Jenny had the worst case of mashed cornbeef I had ever seen, but I manned up and went in for the kill
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