Mass Ave Boys

The hardest, most badass, motherfuckers to grace this universe. They live on Massachusetts Ave in DC. they got bitches that they call Mass Ave Groupies.

Activities include:

Ping Pong
Toking
Blazing
Being better than you
Smoking weed
Eating clementines
Wakin Bakin

Common Phrases include:

Dre, stop being such a nigger!
Uncultured
Your Words, not mine
I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
I CAN DUNK!
got bud?

420=396

Person 1- Damn! those Mass Ave Boys sure are cool! I wish i was one of them!

Person 2 - You can be, you just have be 1,000,000 times cooler.

by Dredrefresh April 30, 2011

Mass pass

When you are fat/overweight you have a right to make fat or weight jokes (respectfully)

"damn bro you big as hell"
"Should you say that"

"Nah it's chill he's got the mass pass"

by Waaaaaah waluigi! February 24, 2022

Mass Hole

The most massive of all the Assholes, can also be the biggest Asshole of all Assholes you've ever known.

"My Ex sure is a Mass Hole"

by Aunt-Sass April 28, 2016

Muscle Mass

Oh really? You changed up your workout? That's hilarious! See? I'm not completely full of shit.

Hym "Oh! You made it sound like I was wrong before about the muscle mass thing! Guess not. CORRECT AGAIN! MASTER OR CORRECTITUDE!"

by Hym Iam December 02, 2023

Mass Adrenaline

A slang term for a raging boner.

Boy I sure do get Mass Adrenaline every time she touches me

by dimpie April 13, 2024

The mass pass

The mass pass is like the n-word pass but you can make jokes about fat people the mass pass can be given out by any chubby/fat person.

Dude: hey man can you give me the mass pass
Friend: no

by LordHeadAss445 January 06, 2020

mass avenue

mass avenue has no woman

mass avenue has no woman

by Real Alberto May 11, 2022