cookie monster

Somebody that always has a story that is beter than yours also known as a one-upper, they want the prize...and the prize is cookies

guy 1: yeah that same thing happened to me once only my car flipped 5 times not 2.
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster

by BS4 October 19, 2007

geek monster

some one who use crack cocain

your sister is a geek monster all she do is smoke crack.

by bobo d October 26, 2003

monster bomb

A variation on the classic boilermaker using Monster energy drink and vodka. Pour 4 oz of monster into a highball or bomb glass, drop in a shot of vodka, and enjoy.

What the reverse monster bomb is based off of.

Let's do some monster bombs before hitting the bars.

by Corey Dunn January 13, 2008

monsterbator

n.

1. one who monsterbates
2. a monster masturbating
3. a huge artificial penis
4. masturbation of a large penis
5. a huge masturbating monster

If Bigfoot exists, then he's a monsterbator.

by camp lickalotta March 14, 2008

Monster Hit

To take a massive toke of a cannabis. The smoke should be so milky and full that onlookers cannot help but watch in amazement. Intense coughing may follow.

Also the name of a song by Shpongle, off the album "Are You Shpongled?"

"It was a monster hit!"
~Raja Ram

by Trance in Austin May 29, 2009

monster

1) The thing that hides under your bead when you are from ages 4-8, or later if you're weird...
2) A big-ass thing that's in a shitload of really bad horror movies, used to scare people.

Daddy daddy! There's a monster under my bed!!!
Godzilla is a monster

by Seamus McCabe February 8, 2004

Monster Munch

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

by Pickled Onion Flavour January 16, 2009