Subliminal Message

Definitely the best upgrade for the Chinese in Command & Conquer Generals. It increases the healing and increased fire rate of propaganda by another 25% permanently for only 500 $. Nuke Overlords + Propaganda Tower + Subliminal Messaging = Teh Ep1c W1nz0rzzz!!!!!11111111

Subliminal message upgrade is complete!

by Aquifex July 17, 2009

massageandablowjob

n. A Naval term that completes and corrects the spelling of the word "massage", which is not a stand-alone word West of the International Dateline.

All this time at sea has made me tense, I'm going ashore to paint an orphanage, read a little at the Christian Science reading room, then head up to Subic City for a relaxing massageandablowjob.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

Massagonist

Someone who asks for massages from all their lovers, but never returns them.

Men are massagonists.

by Dazi369 October 8, 2011

Massapequa

Town in Nassau county filled with little turds that hit \"redefine\" instead of \"add definition\" just to piss off the people that bad mouth their town =D

\"Damn that was a good joke played on me, must have been someone from Massapequa, the greatest town in the universe\"

by Piss Youhoff April 26, 2005

Gods final message

God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads

"We apologise of the inconveniece"

"Gods final message"

by marvin February 17, 2005

Instant Message

The act of shoving one's phone into another's Vagina or Ass depending on if it followed Anal or Vaginal Sex. This is then followed by a short text message to the inserted phone; this will leave them with a nice vibration.

A man having an intercouse with another woman. The man pulls out before blowing his load and shoves his phone into the Vagina. He then says "anything he wants to" in a text message. The man has successfully completed the Instant Message.

by Wyatt The Whakkle June 6, 2010

Massagasm

Combination of Massage and Orgasm.

When you have or feel the urge of an orgasm while having a massage.

A Massagasm is when you're at the hairdressers and they wash your hair, they massage the shampoo and conditioner in. It feels good man!

by hypr. July 25, 2011