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Lacrosse

Lacrosse is a sport that is literally just a dissapointing mix between hockey, baseball, and football. Or, in a couple peoples words, "gay baseball".
Kris: "you play gay table hockey slash baseball, right?"
Cameron: " you mean lacrosse?"
Kris: "yeah that."
by Callum with two L's September 8, 2019
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Lacrosse

A sort clearly superior to baseball. Not only for rich white kids as many people think, and takes lots of skill and athleticism.
Elisha: Why do you play Baseball and not Lacrosse?
Thomas: Because I suck at everything else that I tried.

Elisha: Of course. Lacrosse takes far more skill and talent to be good at.
by BaseballSucks12345678909876543 December 2, 2019
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Lacrosse

A sport for short rich white men who couldn’t swing a baseball bat for their life. Many started in their little league years because they were tired of hitting last and playing right field every game. Lacrosse is the only sport where height is not an advantage, therefore many short, fast “athletes” play lacrosse because their bodies are simply not built for Football, baseball, basketball etc. lacrosse is only played in about seven states so there’s basically no competition for college roster spots. Many lacrosse players receive scholarships from prestigious universities when they are nothing close to college athletes because of this lack in competition.
Blaine: I’m looking to use my speed and agility to play a college sport but I’m to short to compete in any of them.

Chad: Duuuude, do you realize how perfect LACROSSE is for you?
by Leotts December 3, 2019
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Locomoter

A person that has 0 intelligence. listens to Billie eilish, bts, panic at the disco, Melanie Martinez. Is depressed,Finds the stupidest things funny.
LoComOtEr thAtS mE iM loCoMoTeR
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Lacrosse

life is hard and awesome when playing lacrosse. you get knocked down a lot and have to get back up. ps girls is better than boys
i play lacrosse aka the best sport on earth
by 42isthebestnumberlolhaha December 12, 2019
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Lacrosse

Hey look at that. Lacrosse!
by Quaggles January 16, 2020
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Locomophilia

Abstract Noun

The craving to stick your dick in that caboose.
"I do say, George, I do believe that Reginald is conducting in locomophilia with the train!"
"No, Frederick! that's just my wife!"
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