log ride

A true log ride is this:
First you take a huge shit
Then, while giving your bitch a swirly, you nail her in the ass
Nail her in the ass until she shits.

I gave that bitch a nasty ass log ride

by Don696969 March 19, 2008

Log Cabin

Reference for a $5 dollar bill because of Lincoln

Hey dog, I got a Log Cabin on it.

by Chickabong October 7, 2011

saw a log

To get things done in an excellent manner or to be a pimp/awesome in general.

After Stuart found the sweet spot on his stihl ms440, he was able to saw a log.

"Sh*t boy I tell you what, run a little nitro in the fuel mix for this saw and it will saaaw a laaaawwwg!"

by obiwanaword February 4, 2010

Log Taster

A person who enjoys eating shit. One who likes to ingest poo.

Did you see that German Sheisse video? That bitch was a log taster!

by Matt November 10, 2003

Log Jam

the act of having a penis in both the ass and vagina and having the both cocks being stuck inside at once or one cock forcing the other or denying entry

I couldn't get my cock in her ass because of the log jam in her vag

by kwigibo August 1, 2007

cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Linkin' Logging

A four-way 69 in which participants lay in a square shape and thus stack on top of each other like Linkin' Logs. Typically done by creepy teachers and angsty teens.

Dude did you hear that all four teachers in the math department had a Linkin' Logging session last night?

by Loggin December 7, 2010