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johnny damon

An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
Four .300 seasons since 1995 do not make Johnny Damon anything special.
by Nickey Shea July 28, 2005
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Johnny Appleseeds

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007
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Johnny Depp

he is too beautiful for words.
his beauty,style,acting,voice,looooooooks, everything is perfect. He is one of the best and hottest actors alive. His movies are the best and he is becoming very successful and hott. he is himself and I respect that. and looks hella good in eyeliner.
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whoa johnny depp is one hunk. especially with all that eyeliner... whoaa i want him.
by britttttt. October 22, 2006
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Johnny Cochran

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -
"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
by toee May 17, 2006
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johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.
"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"
by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006
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johnny depp

johnny depp the sexiest man ever. i wish he wasn't so old cuz then i would fuck him. hes so beautiful! hes also a great actor
johnny depp is so sexy as crybaby in the movie!!!
by crybaby...wow! December 7, 2006
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johnny depp

yummiest guy in the world-its not eyeliner its coal-hes fukkin funny in pirates-hes awsome in his other movies too-brill acter-cant believe hes forty-vanessa paradice(?) is the luckiest woman in the world
Johnny Depp has his daughter's name tatooed over his heart.(isnt that sweet?)
by Jaclyn-Toni November 26, 2003
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