Johnny Appleseeds 

A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.

J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.

Johnny Appleseeds by Sean Cookson August 24, 2007

Johnny Depp 

he is too beautiful for words.
his beauty,style,acting,voice,looooooooks, everything is perfect. He is one of the best and hottest actors alive. His movies are the best and he is becoming very successful and hott. he is himself and I respect that. and looks hella good in eyeliner.
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whoa johnny depp is one hunk. especially with all that eyeliner... whoaa i want him.

Johnny Depp by britttttt. October 22, 2006

Johnny Cochran 

1937 - 2005 (died of brain tumor)

The famed attorney on the OJ Simpson trial.
Some call him evil, others think he's a good man, but most just call him brilliant. If you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.

He said the most important words of the whole trial anyway -

"If it doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

- stated Johnny Cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.

Johnny Cochran by toee May 17, 2006

johnny cakes

Euphemism for Gay Sex. Taken from the most recent season of The SOpranos. Vito, being a closeted homosexual is offered Johnny Cakes by a fellow rough putter.

"Andrew keeps asking Vito if he likes Johnny Cakes"

johnny cakes by Marshall Bananna May 23, 2006

johnny depp 

johnny depp the sexiest man ever. i wish he wasn't so old cuz then i would fuck him. hes so beautiful! hes also a great actor

johnny depp is so sexy as crybaby in the movie!!!

johnny depp by crybaby...wow! December 7, 2006

johnny depp 

yummiest guy in the world-its not eyeliner its coal-hes fukkin funny in pirates-hes awsome in his other movies too-brill acter-cant believe hes forty-vanessa paradice(?) is the luckiest woman in the world

Johnny Depp has his daughter's name tatooed over his heart.(isnt that sweet?)

johnny depp by Jaclyn-Toni November 26, 2003

Johnny Depp 

see amazing sexy perfection

Don't wanna be your Brad Pitt
Cos I'm no good in a fight
Don't wanna be your Superman
I don't look good in tights
Don't wanna be your classic rocker
Listening to Sabbath and Zepp
Cos Baby....I wanna be your Johnny Depp

* Your Johnny Depp by Testosterone *

Johnny Depp by Cindi Lou October 7, 2006