(Bill and Phill are both Fortnite players)
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
Bill: Hey Phill, what’s sex?
Phill: I don’t know Bill, we’re fucking Fortnite players, we’re fucking virgins.
Bill: uhhh Bill help me! I just saw the season five skins and my peepee is turning hard! what’s happening?!?!?!? HELP MEEE
by Boyscout 666 July 19, 2018
Get the sexmug. It was about 1am and Me and my boyfriend, Jack, were watching a movie. A sex scene came on. I saw him getting a boner.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
He looked at me embarrassed. “Do you need help with that” I asked “yes” he replied. I took of my skirt and underwear and he took his jeans and boxers off. I started to suck his dick and he was screaming my name.
I lied down on the couch and he guided his duck through me. “Faster” I yelled. He did as I said. I came and he was smirking. We continued to have sex until we were both satisfied. By now it was about 3.30am
At his house he had a pool.
“Wanna go for a swim” he asked
“I’ve not got my bathing suit” I told him
“How about we go naked” he said
“Okay” I took off my shirt and bra and then we walked outside
He took off his shirt
We got in the pool first and then decided to get in the hot tub
I straddled him and we made out
Our best friends Kyle and Poppy came out and saw what we were doing. They were dating too. We immediately stopped.
The four of us got in the pool, still naked and the boys went inside to get drinks. Me and Poppy started to make out, we were rubbing each other’s pussy’s. The boys cane out “Do you guys wanna have an orgy.” Kyle asked, “ya” we reply and then the 4 of us have sex until about 8 in the morning.
by Gdycjcifyfudyd December 13, 2019
Get the Sexmug. sex is a sensation, caused by temptation,
a guy sticks his location in a girls destination,
to increase the population for the next generation,
do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
a guy sticks his location in a girls destination,
to increase the population for the next generation,
do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Let's have sex
by Ninster the Diamond February 12, 2017
Get the Sexmug. What one man and woman do, usually for a child, but sometimes just for pleasure. It can also be done with two men or two women. Most people wait until they're married to have sex, but there have been some cases when people have sex before they're married.
by Danny McCann July 19, 2007
Get the sexmug. One night I went home to meet my boyfriend after work. When I rang the doorbell he opened the door. his dick was hanging out of his boxers and he called my name. Jane!! I immediately caught on to his mood and loved the moaning that came from his throat. We were kissing and he set me on the couter and started taking off my top. it couldn't be fast enough...so i helped him. he carried me to the couch because we couldn't making it to the bedroom. he fucked me so hard my clit was pulsing. my orgasm sent pleasure through my body. he continued humping and started screaming. HARDER!!!!!!!FASTER!!I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!!HARDER!!!!YESSS!!YESSSS!!!MIKE YESSS!!!!and i had another orgasm. there were 5 more after that. that was sex
by sexgods June 25, 2009
Get the sexmug. by miamingi April 26, 2015
Get the sexmug.