life

what you need

kid 1: hey, look at this silly definition for "tingting"!

kid 2: hey, you need a life.

by facebook_stalker May 3, 2009

Life

A sad thing that is cruel and unfair.If you don't have one goof for you.

What's a life?

by idkwhatalifeis December 19, 2018

Life

Absolute shit.

Me:what is the definition of life?

Friend:Absolute shit.

by Ashley Candycorn June 13, 2017

Life

Is a b*tch, and then you die.

"Life's a b*tch, and then you die. Try to make it easier for yourself. Pimp that b*tch and make her your h0e."

by dboyish408 July 26, 2009

Life

Worthless; What you're wasting right now; What no Fortnite players have

Wanna hear a joke?
My life

by IKNOU March 11, 2019

Life

A whole lot of rules with not many people following them.

Bill: "How does he get away with it?"
Joe: "That's life! A whole lot of rules with not many people following them."

by MedicalDirector September 24, 2014

Life

Something I Don't Have, That your Parents Give You.

Me: Mom Your Bad At Jokes.
Mom: I Gave You Life!

by Fiddlestxcks May 14, 2019