Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

An old internet meme used as an insult against ones personality

To a person kinda stupid: Then I would like I’m supposed to act like you

by Bettimusmaximus123 June 25, 2018

Serge Act

Provision by which an individual pokes, prods and if necessary steps forward and drops the hammer when the intended party remains in a contemplative mode.

He wasn't makin' a move on that house so I popped the Serge Act and got it with a slammin' contract!

by TRD1 July 15, 2010

Acting like a little devil worshipper

When someone starts to question their religious faith or attending church services.

Kim: You going to Sunday Service next week?
Denise: I don't go to church anymore. I don't really believe in Jesus and all that anymore...
Kim: You acting like a little devil worshipper now. You need to go to church, girl.

by Chrrrruch July 28, 2022

Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.

The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.

by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025

Act of terror

Nope. It was completely justified. If you are going to lock people in your basement. You deserve what ever they do you when they escape.

Hym "And I'll expound on that by saying it ISN'T the Israeli civilians who deserve it. The Israeli government deserved it more than the civilians did. But Hamas can't get to the government officials, can they? It should have been the Israeli leadership's families. So, the civilians had to bite the bullet intended for their leaders. It maybe have been an 'act of terror' but it was an act of terror that was invited by the Israeli government so they could finish what they started 70 years ago and drive the Palestinians out of Israeli."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Act your age accordingly

We have a lot of people who don’t act their age accordingly.

When you are not at home act your age accordingly.

by r108 May 24, 2025

Acting like a granola bar

In essence, when one is acting like a granola bar, it means that they are acting in an unstable and unprecedented manner, that it evokes concern to all individuals nearby. Like Nature Valley Granola Bars, which tend to disintegrate easily. If an individual's mental health and overall lifestyle is showing signs of decline and instability, one could say that they are acting like a granola bar. In closure, to act like a granola bar means that you are fucking Wilding and acting crazy asf.

Person 1 background: recently lost their job, about to be evicted, has gotten numerous restraining orders in the last few days, hasn't taken care of their hygiene in a long ass time, and is doing black tar heroin on the double.
"Hey bro, you see that thicc ass Boulder near the highway?"
Person 2: "yeah what about it?"
Person 1: " yo we should like totally drive full speed towards it, it would be like so poggers lol"
Person 2:" imma be real with you, you have been acting like a granola bar recently, I think we should have an intervention"

by reformedshibainu January 14, 2022