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Cave dwellers mustache

This is a sex position in which the woman sticks a butt plug in her Anus for a month and then removes and shits on the upper lip of the recipient.
My girl said when i get home she will give me a cave dwellers mustache!
by Bignlackballs January 14, 2022
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icy cave ream

Having sex with a young lady on the floor of an icy cave. This kind of intercourse is normally restricted to caveman times; when it was common to copulate on the floor of an icy cave with the local snickers. In more recent, albeit contemporary usage it simply means 'getting laid'.
Sandro: "So how was that date last night Danny?"
Danny: "Icy cave ream basically boys!"
by llamaplex November 2, 2006
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chocolate cave raider

A homosexual who is on the giving end of anal sex.
your mate's a chocolate cave raider
by william December 29, 2003
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Wombat cave meeting

The art of two people trying to defecate or poo into each others anuses, replicating two wombats leaving their respective caves to have a meeting in the middle!
Bob: "fancy a wombat cave meeting tonight my dear?"

Maude: "not tonight dear, that curry did a number on me and I fear it would be less of a meeting and more of a shower"
by Skunky bifta December 2, 2009
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The Cave Man Fuck

The act of performing sexual intercourse to a woman, without any facial expression at all. As to say you are only doing it for the sake of reproducing.
Johnny performed the cave man fuck on Suzie countless times last week.
by Kevin Burns June 9, 2004
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Muddy man cave

When a woman inserts a funnel into a mans rectum and proceeds to hover over him while masturbating until the point of squirting, which she does into the funnel. Thus creating a muddy man cave
Zo was feeling freaky after drinking ghb and What is more than elated to give her man a muddy man cave
by Gorilla zo and hurricane February 4, 2022
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extreme cave cheese

extreme cave cheese is when a girl gets cave cheese so bad it seals her pussy air tight and eventually explodes out all over you if you are in its way
vanessa had extreme cave cheese so bad it stunk up my whole house then blew all over me i was so pissed off because im still trying to get rid of the smell
by alex/brandons words December 8, 2010
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